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I pitched this exact idea to my fiancé a few days ago (and have no clue why it came up). she didn't think it was a good idea, but now I can tell her that it was good enough to patent.
Don't knock the Vomitron until you've tried at least one birth in it
Helps with pregnancy nausea AND child birth! Just flip the seat direction and you are ready to expectorate whatever you want out!
Which is good news for her, too, since in this case you can't just build it yourself
She and I don't want to make kids, so it isn't immediately applicable anyway. That being said, I am an experimental nuclear and particle physics PhD student, so I am at least 85% sure that I could convince my boss that we need a medium size centrifuge in the lab and make some... adjustments... upon completion.
If you really don't want to have kids, sure! This sounds like a good plan
We (maybe) want kids, she just doesn't want to ever be pregnant, so adoption is our route if anything.
This would be the worst of both worlds: A pregnancy that we don't even get one of the little shits from! She'll have to deal though, science demands that we try it at least once.
I mean, what about easier poops?