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Reminds me of a story a friend told me when I was traveling through South America.
My friend was walking home late at night and a guy from another country (forgot which, but it was obvious from his accent) asked him for money. This exchange of course happened in Spanish:
"I have an iron" "what does iron means in your country?" "by iron I mean knife" and pulls out a knife "oh, because here iron means this" and pulls out a gun.
Then the robber just ran away.
๐ถ Big iron on his hiiiiip ๐ถ
Very Crocodile Dundee vibe.
"At's nawt a joke. This is a joke!"
Brazil
Spanish
You mean all of South America ISN'T Brazil and Portuguese ISN'T Spanish?? ๐ฑ
Damn I missed that haha