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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn you Carl Sagan, you doomed us all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Carl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war.

Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha! Why can't it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Good point. And food replicators just can't reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.