Two Sentence Horror

"...in conformity with the Sector Code 436, The Unity Xel654qy declares exclusive rights over the newly found system Sol6543 and its organic resources."

“You grew them in all wrong,” he muttered, gripping his pliers. “Let’s start over.”

The still-ongoing signals, detailing the painful, alien, and prolonged deaths, were swiftly censored after initial public exposure once physicists pointed out that regardless, the crew would have to be identified and sent out as to protect the space-time continuum.

They are nothing but screams.

I have three generations worth of time before this defunct ship's orbit sends us straight into the sun, and I don't plan on spending it alone.

no youre not said knife guy

The genie asked the man, "do you wish you were worth a lot of money?"

Onlookers watched in horror as the quickest among them broke off large golden chunks of the statue before they could even get close to claim their own prize.

I sat there for a long while before the crying began, resonating up from beneath the creaky floorboards - and I smiled, a toothy grin slowly spreading across my face... because I knew my work was only just beginning.

He still hasn't figured out that we are the ones in control now.

It seems a team of outraged escaped zoo animals shat everywhere right before the ice storm a month ago.

Until my parents started looking at me with suspicion and I finally realized I hadn't stopped aging.

Said the suicidal buss driver

I froze, staring at it in horror because my baby was fast asleep in my arms.

I didn't want her taking my other eye, too.

.

With the last of his strength, my ten year old leaned in and whispered "Deny, Defend, Depose".

But when it was clear the names matched those of deceased clients, panic set in as duplicates of the CEOs own policy started to appear next.

"I forgot but a stranger gave it to me and said he was a big fan of your work in politics, so I knew he wasn't the stranger danger kind."

I recognized my children.

"There, now you can't die in a way that matters."

Remember, if you encounter any old friends or family that they aren't real.

"Where's my leg?" I asked her.

Now I know many are worried about the blood tests but I guarantee some of you that don't even look like it will pass the percentage threshold to be considered people.

I mean, it's nice that my dad wants to spend time with me but I get sea sick easily and I don't even like the Titanic.

They had torn her apart just for fun.