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Men may not be more attracted to scent of fertile women, study says (www.theguardian.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/EverSoInfinite on 2024-07-24 08:20:52.

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Indian priests invoke heavenly powers for Kamala Harris (www.straitstimes.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/fjhforever on 2024-07-24 07:46:11.

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Team GB athlete Charlotte Dujardin pulls out of Paris Olympics after 'whipping horse 24 times' (news.sky.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fluffy-Call1399 on 2024-07-24 06:51:47.

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Florida sheriff apologizes after posting photo of dead body on Instagram (www.tampabay.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/jamcdonald120 on 2024-07-24 06:41:43.

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Israel parliament votes to label UN relief agency a terror organisation. (www.middleeastmonitor.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/WetSandyJello on 2024-07-24 06:40:34.

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Lauren Boebert repeatedly demands Joe Biden proves he's not dead (www.newsweek.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Real-Work-1953 on 2024-07-24 04:58:47.

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Fish falls from sky and damages New Jersey couple's Tesla in driveway (6abc.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/skateboardom on 2024-07-24 02:53:41.

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Republican leaders urge colleagues to steer clear of racist and sexist attacks on Harris (apnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/LWYPLTDG on 2024-07-24 02:29:43.

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Republican leaders urge colleagues to steer clear of racist and sexist attacks on Harris (apnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-07-24 01:24:12.

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Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face (www.rnz.co.nz)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/arcowank on 2024-07-23 23:06:51.

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Man who was lost at sea for 438 days is being sued for $1,000,000 by family of his crewmate (www.uniladtech.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/0Ring-0 on 2024-07-23 22:00:05.

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Sharks in Brazil rest positive for cocaine, says scientists (www.cnn.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/SaiPosts on 2024-07-23 19:18:15.

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Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds (floridapolitics.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/BoringApocalyptos on 2024-07-23 18:17:39.

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Oklahoma court rules pregnant moms can use medical marijuana legally (www.kswo.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/halxp01 on 2024-07-23 17:31:39.

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Jack in the Box employee struck by car over missing chicken strip: Police (fox2now.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Forward-Answer-4407 on 2024-07-23 16:26:06.

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Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds (floridapolitics.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/JAlbert653 on 2024-07-23 15:15:55.

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"Cocaine Sharks" Found In Brazil (www.ndtv.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/leanmoraes on 2024-07-23 14:42:45.

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Cricket match abandoned over 'abuse from football fans' (www.bbc.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Melonwolfii on 2024-07-23 12:32:58.

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Southport police officer overdoses on fentanyl during traffic stop (fox59.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/GetOffMyGrassBrats on 2024-07-23 11:37:26.

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NJ man admits to decapitating seagull after it attempted to take fries from daughter: Affidavit (6abc.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 on 2024-07-23 11:27:30.

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US rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony (www.france24.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fresh-Teaching on 2024-07-23 07:30:38.

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Australia would not pick convicted rapist Olympian (www.bbc.co.uk)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/thepadsterb on 2024-07-23 07:10:39.

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Cardboard beds for 2024 Olympic Village in Paris unveiled (www.nbcbayarea.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/-Appleaday- on 2024-07-23 04:40:37.

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‘We pledged not to eat each other’: the family that was shipwrecked for 38 days (www.theguardian.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/spsheridan on 2024-07-23 04:34:30.

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At 17 years old, he was paralyzed from the waist down. 3 years later, he competed in a marathon. (www.cbsnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/solopainting on 2024-07-22 23:44:22.