Nominative Determinism

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Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous "Feedback" column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon. These and other examples led to light-hearted speculation that some sort of psychological effect was at work.

This is a community for posting real-world examples of names that by coincidence are funny in context. A link to the article or site is preferable, as well as a screenshot of the funny name if it's not in the headline. Try not to repost, and keep it fun!

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Bud Weisser, Arrested for Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery (www.stlmag.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15147982

The 19-year-old whose name really is Bud Weisser was busted in July for breaking into a South County convenience store.

...19-year-old Weisser made an epic comeback when police caught him trespassing at the Budweiser brewery last week.

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Ka Ching, cashier (icon.ink)
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Source (in Dutch)

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District Judge John Law knows the law (feddit.uk)
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Article from a few months back: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-68180317

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Sue Yoo, also a lawyer (icon.ink)
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http://www.law.net/attorney/sue-h-yoo-53f3665c02c79.html

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Thomas Lawyer, the lawyer from Lawyersville (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14806094

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Lawyer

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Scott Speed, racing driver (feddit.uk)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Speed

Sadly didn't live up to his name in F1 but seems to be doing pretty well in rallycross

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Lord Russell Brain, neurologist and the first Baron Brain (icon.ink)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Brain,_1st_Baron_Brain

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McCracken Chiropractic Clinic (icon.ink)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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https://www.mccrackenchiro.com/about

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The penis mightier than the sword (lemmy.world)
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Cut above the rest (aussie.zone)
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The president of charity Food For The Poor was called Robin Mahfood (feddit.uk)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Source article, sadly he retired in 2020

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I know just the woman for the business director position (lemmy.world)
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Les McBurney, firefighter (lemmy.world)
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Found in this great thread

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German football team VfL Wolfsburg were coached in the 90s by Wolfgang Wolf (www.gettyimages.co.uk)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Wolf

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Amy Parks in AAMI Park (youtu.be)
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Rob Banks, policeman-officer (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/11006415

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You'll never guess (lemmy.world)
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A meteorologist called Majestic Storm (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/10619854

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Wikipedia's finest example: urologists Splatt and Weedon (feddit.uk)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The urethral syndrome: Morphological studies Splatt A.J. and Weedon D. (1981). British Journal of Urology 53 (3) 263-265.

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Tamara Pilz-Hunter - German mushroom expert called "Mushroom-Hunter" (taz.de)
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Translated from German:

First of all, a really stupid question: Pilz-Hunter, is that a pseudonym?

Tamara Pilz-Hunter: No, that's my real name. I was born Hunter, my father is English. Later I married my husband, and his name is Pilz [mushroom]. I didn't think about it for a long time, but now I've arrived at my calling, so to speak. When I wanted to register for the mushroom course at BUND, they initially thought I was kidding them.

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New Zealand brothel complaints overseen by councillor Roger Twentyman (www.nzherald.co.nz)
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And chief executive Roger Twentyman told the public meeting, "The council has every ability to be involved in the environmental area but, when it comes to moral issues, it doesn't have the mandate to act on the community's behalf."

Article is from 2008 but a recent No Such Thing As A Fish informed me about Roger Twentyman and his historical brothel involvement

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Nintendo of America and Its President Doug Bowser Are Suing Hacker Gary Bowser (www.ign.com)
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this lawsuit was filed in Seattle court and aims to charge Bowser (not to be confused with Bowser, King of the Koopas)

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Caroline Lowbridge reports on a bus hitting a low bridge (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14177626

BBC News - School bus gets stuck under low bridge again