LinkedinLunatics

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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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Ok. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

What a bad day to have internet.

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🌟 Embracing Unconventional Wisdom 🌟

Hey LinkedIn fam! πŸ‘‹βœ¨ Today, I want to share a life-changing revelation that took me on a journey of self-discovery and holistic well-being. πŸŒˆπŸ’‘

πŸ½οΈπŸ”„ Turning the Tables: The Poop Epiphany πŸ”„πŸ½οΈ

One day, I stumbled upon an unconventional idea that challenged societal norms and tested my preconceived notions. πŸ’­πŸ’₯ Yes, you read that right – the benefits of embracing the nutrient-rich world of poop! πŸ’©πŸŒ±

πŸŒπŸ’š A Sustainable Perspective πŸ’šπŸŒ

It turns out, our waste can be a treasure trove of essential nutrients that, when processed correctly, can contribute to a more sustainable and eco-friendly lifestyle. πŸŒΏπŸ”„ By recycling organic matter, we not only reduce our carbon footprint but also nourish the earth for generations to come. 🌎✨

🀯 Mind-Body Connection 🀯

As I delved deeper into this uncharted territory, I discovered the profound connection between our gut health and overall well-being. πŸ§ πŸ”„ Did you know that some animal species engage in coprophagy as a natural means to replenish essential nutrients? πŸ¦ πŸ”„ Our bodies are truly remarkable in their ability to extract what's needed for optimal functioning. πŸ”„πŸ’ͺ

πŸ’ͺ Breaking the Taboos πŸ’ͺ

While the idea might seem unconventional or even taboo, challenging societal norms often leads to groundbreaking discoveries. πŸ’‘βœŠ Let's open our minds to alternative perspectives and explore ways to live more harmoniously with the planet. 🌏🌱

πŸš€ The Journey Continues πŸš€

This revelation has ignited a passion within me for sustainable living and holistic health. 🌟🌿 Together, let's push the boundaries, question the status quo, and embrace the potential for positive change. πŸ”„πŸŒˆ

Remember, innovation often springs from the most unexpected places. πŸ’«πŸ”„ Cheers to a future where we continue to learn, grow, and make a positive impact! 🌟🌍 #UnconventionalWisdom #SustainableLiving #HolisticHealth #Innovation

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NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.

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Long Interviews (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by rambling_lunatic to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 
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Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a really dark greyscale tunnel, dejected and praying for their lives.

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Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.

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Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn.

Double posting today because the last one wasn't that good!

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Alt text: start a services company to not just earn but also learn how to:

  • monetise a skill,
  • get clients,
  • lead a team,
  • manage money,
  • run a business

And almost everything you need to build a product startup

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Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause

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Had a laugh when I saw this post, he was constantly defending himself in the comments as if the US army owns the word "veteran"

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Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple

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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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Day642 of 1000DaysBlockchain Playing around with GPT Builder quite a bit.

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Alt text: A LinkedIn post by a palm reader saying that he's looked at the palms of many fraudists, and concludes that Ashneer Grover, currently accused of fraud, is not one.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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NSFL (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 
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Lunacy is too strong a word but it is kind of cringe. Constant rampage with these kinds of inspirational posts.

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Alt text: LinkedIn post If you really knew me you'd know I think oat milk is a scam. Check the ingredients - it's oil and carb sludge, not worth it on a daily basis. Similar to applying to jobs online, it's tempting but basically crap. Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean it's the best or healthiest strategy. Following mainstream trends isn't necessarily what will work. It's true for job searching as much as your health. Do you. But also, try something new when you know better.

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Genius (reddthat.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 
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