Greentext

4485 readers

2119 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa

101

698

Anon loses weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

38 comments fedilink

102

418

Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

51 comments fedilink

103

820

Anon has a tough day at work (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

19 comments fedilink

104

562

Anon plants a seed of doubt (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

71 comments fedilink

105

475

Anon plays Splatoon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

25 comments fedilink

106

570

Anon doesn't like the new meta (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

36 comments fedilink

107

1219

Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

140 comments fedilink

108

286

Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

7 comments fedilink

109

753

Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5 to c/greentext

85 comments fedilink

110

697

Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

65 comments fedilink

111

388

Anon likes horror books (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

19 comments fedilink

112

1221

Anon browses ancient memes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

162 comments fedilink

113

1027

Anon lives in the midwest (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

111 comments fedilink

114

508

Anon loves his dad (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext

55 comments fedilink

115

742

Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

73 comments fedilink

116

369

Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

70 comments fedilink

117

480

Anon finds the culprit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

58 comments fedilink

118

204

Anon is an archeologist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

14 comments fedilink

119

580

Anon is straight (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

154 comments fedilink

120

1068

Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

255 comments fedilink

121

471

Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

8 comments fedilink

122

625

Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

75 comments fedilink

123

161

4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

21 comments fedilink

124

683

Anon takes the welding pill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

56 comments fedilink

125

507

Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

52 comments fedilink