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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is God (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon uncovers something big (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon needs help responding to his coworker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon mows lawns (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon's best friend has something to confess (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon enjoys life (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon takes a driving test (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon solves a mystery (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon attends school online (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets a lesson in genetics (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon tries to impress a girl (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has big plans on a Friday night (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon listens to rock (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets a haircut (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets pulled over (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays Persona 5 (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has to make a tough financial decision (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon wants to stop the mad painter (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Cure for dysphoria (lemy.lol)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon makes their own edibles (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon plays DnD (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has trouble assimilating (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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