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My assumption would be that it's because we don't really look at mirrors per se but rather the reflection in them, so the definite article is indicating the fungibility of the mirror itself. This total speculation on my part though and I might be totally wrong.

To answer some of your questions:

1. Fedora has two major releases per year. I've only been using it long enough to do one upgrade, but it was basically seamless and the same as any normal incremental update, except it took longer to apply.
2. I can't speak for other DEs, but the Plasma spin provides a system setting to apply updates automatically. I haven't used it myself, but it's literally just a radio button so I imagine it's pretty easy to get working.
3. SELinux for the most part is unobtrusive, but it can definitely be a pain when trying to do more advanced things on the system. For instance, it needs to be specially configured to allow systemd-hibernate to work, and I still haven't gotten hibernate-after-sleep to work at all (though that might not be SELinux's fault, I haven't found time to follow up on it. You can also disable it, though, if it gets too much in the way.

I can't speak to Arc support or RAID specifically, although if the data on the RAID array is vital then you NEED to have at least one backup before you even think about installing a new OS.

The question hits on some of the most fundamental aspects of our current understanding of reality and theoretical physics. As another commenter pointed out, one potential answer delves into QFT. Just because OP used a metaphor doesn't warrant you saying they had "too many pot brownies" and there's absolutely no need to be a condescending jerk here.

"Old man yells at cloud"

Doesn't trixie still support like a dozen arches? I think one of the more recent deprecations was MIPS BE which is functionally obsolete in 2024, at least insofar as practically no one is using it to run a modern distribution.

Nope, doesn't have any of the hallmarks of an LLM and LLMs aren't yet clever enough to produce original humor like that.

Sure, but that only applies when referring to indices or to the zeroth element specifically.

Even in the CS world, ordinal phrases are still 1-indexed (e.g. the first element of an array vs element 0).

Heartbleed was the result of an accidental buffer overread bug, not a backdoor.

This one is freaky, but it just comes from the strong cultural association between imagery of big ol' piles of produce and cornucopias. We expect one to be there so our brain tries to helpfully fill in the "gap" in our memory for us.

Fair warning, you do lose access to some offline AI features like improved voice dictation and song recognition as well as Google Pay. I'm okay with the tradeoff personally but it is still a downside.