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"Didn't you hear? Congress just passed a bill legalizing murder if you're rich."
"No, they didn't - Oh, my God, they did! Just because it passed the House doesn't mean the Senate will-"
"Really, Diane?"
"Okay, but the president could still veto-"
"Really, Diane?"
"All right, sure, but the Supreme Court... Okay, I get it."
"Look, don't take it so hard. If you wanna do something about it, just make a billion dollars and murder me!"
How to panic less next time this happens:
https://kiwix.org/en/applications/
https://library.kiwix.org/#lang=eng&q=&category=wikipedia
We were looking into federated+floss MatchGroup alternatives last week, and didn't find much of anything.
Most compelling was that some people are using matrix spaces to facilitate dating/hookups, but I imagine those spaces have similar pitfalls to Discord "dating".
Something akin to OkCupid back when it was owned by Humor Rainbow would be pretty popular, imo.
http://lea.zone/clothing-for-moderns.html