Entry level salary for cops in Seattle is over 100k

I think I found it

DESPOILERS OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE BY DAVID GORDON

If I have too many lemons I’ll squeeze them into ice cube trays and store the cubes in a freezer bag

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

I still write 2 cheques a year because my water bill can only be paid via physical mail (or in person I guess), I’m pretty sure fax is still common in our medical industry.

You could could replace the outlet with one that has an integrated usb socket

It’s not a bug, that number includes property tax and home insurance which is like 99.99% of it

She was a Flying P Liner. There is a film from 1929 documenting a trip around the horn on another of those ships called the Peking, great watch with some amazing footage. Around Cape Horn (1929)

I just watched a similar segment on Taskmaster doing some regional American accents, everyone kind of defaulted to Texas

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie

There are definitely people out there capable of major contributions to human culture and knowledge toiling in a sweat shop or picking fruit.

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”