I also find that calling systemd "SystemD" is a tell that someone is unfamiliar with or has a conspiratorial relationship to it. It's named "systemd", all lowercase (but I'm likely to capitalize it on sentence starts like a normal word). Using an ungrammatical uppercase D at the end of the word, that isn't even something the creators claim is correct, is … a choice.
(And it's a choice that reminds me of e.g. how rabid anti-cyclists in Norwegian can't even spell "cyclist" correctly, but instead consistently use "bicycleist".)
I mean, the fact that more than half-century-old COBOL continues to be maintained does speak to the fact that it is maintainable. That might also be part of what makes COBOL painful to the average developer: You're not only dealing with a language that first appeared in 1959, designed for machines that were very different than modern computers; you're also dealing with over a half century of legacy code, including all that means for Hyrum's law.
Unfortunately maintainable and pleasant to work with are rather distinct concepts.