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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

It's a shame that Halloween is already behind us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Considering how often the U.S. Constitution is violated, at this point it should probably be viewed more as a suggestion than a solution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just make sure it's beautiful, clean piss.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I wish we could introduce a bill to legally erase GOP senators.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

This is true; adversity in their world would be the limo driver showing up late.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is an older interview (from 2015), but the website has TONS of them and is continuously updated.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

(because who are we kidding, they do no work)

Well, they might have to walk if no golf carts are available...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Mace needs to be maced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

either that or brain damage from banging his head on the desk...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're apparently much more forward-thinking over there:

In a post-Roe country, a Florida doctor wonders where to call home

As abortion restrictions increase, a medical exodus poses broader consequences for patients.

(spoiler: She moved to NZ, where the government pays her to teach others how to perform abortions -- imagine that.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean the activist multi millionaire assholes that own full percentage points of companies. These people are the ones that lobby companies and politicians and shape the legal and market landscape.

aka The Big Club

(NSFW - language)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Speaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail.

I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.

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