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Any story about a children’s entertainer inevitably reminds me of Coco the Scab 😀 https://youtu.be/s1VvF9ziXNI?feature=shared

Not the definition of breeding you were thinking, no wellies involved.

They have laws that explode now?

I don’t think this is kosher

My ex stabbed herself through the palm of her hand separating frozen burgers. Severed the tendon to her middle finger. She was a chef by profession 🙄

This is my local line. To be honest the squirrels were probably just stunned that the train turned up in the first place.

That's quite a delay even for GWR.

Shouldn’t come as a surprise. It’s been known for a long time that many members of the mammal species Homo Sapiens are able to speak out of the same orifice 🙂

In other news police in the Japanese city of Nagoya are investigating the mysterious disappearance of some valuable diamonds from a local museum.

There was a BT one adjacent to the night club in Caversham where the back of it was completely rusted out and it stank of piss. That wasn't due to dogs though. A real fucking delight to have to work in it 🙁

Should have continued "who was too dozy to look where she was going".

Though presumably little chance of these getting stuffed.