slackassassin

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[–] slackassassin 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like you had a rotten tooth and are blaming it on some bs tbh.

[–] slackassassin 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

What does this mean? You can have good food in the us at home, on the road, with family, without family, alone, at a jousting event, whatever.

E: I see the confusion. I didn't mean having to travel in the us, I meant traveling to anywhere. Like finding good grocers, markets, restaurants, interesting spots, etc. They're literally everywhere. In any case, none of this has anything to do with your tooth.

[–] slackassassin 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Famous American HCL acid pops.

[–] slackassassin 1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The us is huge and has a ton of options. Both good and bad, regionally and nationally, but this takeaway is straight-up ridiculous. If you think you have to use protein shakes to get by, you are just bad at traveling.

[–] slackassassin 1 points 1 month ago

Kids do all that in us schools, too. It's not a monolith, but all those things are pretty standard.

[–] slackassassin 2 points 1 month ago

Cyanobacteria, amiright.

[–] slackassassin 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

[–] slackassassin 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about sleepy for masturb... ...

[–] slackassassin 3 points 1 month ago

Shit man, OK, I'm on board.

[–] slackassassin 3 points 1 month ago

I dunno man. And you're not wrong. Mine probably would have been better if it wasn't sugar-free. That dominated the oreo flavor.

But I'll try any of that weird shit. I love the wacky chips and whatnot. Once.

[–] slackassassin 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It tasted like an oreo you got out of a monkey butt, so def wanted more.

[–] slackassassin 23 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Bought an oreo coke out of morbid curiosity today. I love trying weird shit like that. 10/10 would try it once and never again, again.

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