postmateDumbass

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Good on you for understanding the psychological impact of such a proposition, but being physically penetrated is definitly another level.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The fossil fuel companies would fund like 9 studies for every independant one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Bacteria, viruses, insects all way more likely to survive.

The bigger and more complex generally means more likely to run out of something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Or until the test is complete and humanity has failed.

Like will the bacteria survive the self cleaning cycle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Normally i route food down the Hershey Highway, but when yer mom/sister/(18+)daughter is around i can be a hard drive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How many bites per megabite?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

They are killing our roads!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I bet they just put 20% less food in the package.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Enhanced Burger and regular Burger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Straight into Fuck Dakota.

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