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I like that the implication is that he just randomly shot out the window

I was making a Homestar Runner reference but Bloodhound Gang works too

Watch those hands, David Coppafeel.

Too soon?

I thought it said "if you can't jack off every single character in a video game..." and I was like

You gonna begrudge someone fuckin Tylenol?

I live somewhere where they're common, lived here my whole life, but I still love to watch prairie dogs. They're cute and cool and interesting

It helps to not dread tomorrow

I like Farmer Giles of Ham, but my fave Tolkien story (non-Arda at least) is Smith of Wootton Major. Coincidentally, my favorite Neil Gaiman book is Stardust, which is a similar story of a boy exploring a fae realm. If you like Tolkien, or folk fantasy, read Tolkien's short stories

their paw-hands really freak me out

ah, yes. He sees a piece of poo and thinks it's a snake

I don't get this one

IIRC the thing that causes long term damage is staying in the same position for long periods of time. Without a back rest, there isn't much movement you can do to change position. I could be misremembering though

Edit: of course you could just stand up every once in a while and that'd probably take care of it I guess, I'm not an Orthopedist