negativeyoda

I don't think anyone was suggesting medics jam one in a bullet tract and be like, "go home, boys. Our job is done"

Sofa jizz

Offer to drive them to vote

I always forget how good we have it in Oregon. I'll go through the pamphlet and read up on all the ballot initiatives while filling out my ballot in the comfort of my home at my own pace. Then I'll drop it in the mail or at a drop box somewhere the next day

Montana is actually in play?

Well... never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake, I guess

Nah. She knew what she married. Big Melania energy

He can gaze into trumps jowls while clapping cheeks

Before we figured out tools and became apex predators we were prey animals... we're SUPPOSED to be nervous and scared because that's what kept us alive. Some people have speculated that this is why in aggregate humans are prone to being spiteful, destructive, bored, and shitty

I could be a racist piece of shit and drop the n word. If a black person then turns around and calls all white people racist pieces of shit, we're both bigots

Except... 2 people being assholes when the power dynamic is still very stilted is NOT a level playing field. Context matters. You're not some enlightened sigma with this hot take.

Suffer a few generations of systemic oppression and you might get the parity you think you have

I'll make the argument that they neither think nor care. They got their political W and have moved on to some new, bright, shiny fuckery

Yeah, they're fine for what they are, but I'll take that over shitting myself inside out by eating wheat

Domino's hates selling smalls

Yet that's the only size they sell their gluten free pies in. I rarely buy from there (my kid considers it a treat) but I hate paying $15 for plain 10" gf pizza that's mid at best