neanderthalman

joined 10 months ago
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Option B:

A farewell letter from the elf. Based on his reports to the big guy, it has been determined that the children are at low risk of being on the naughty list, and further observation is not warranted. He has been reassigned to another post and has enjoyed his time with them.

Then burn it, bury the ashes, and piss on the spot.