mokus

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Well fuck

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

Oh bother

He would know, he’s a genius himself!

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

What’s Elon?

Just not that one