magnolia_mayhem

I was cleaning out a chemical storage closet at work. A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers. I picked one up (bare handed) and sat it down in the grass. About thirty seconds later, I noticed the steam boiling up from around the bottom of the container. This is about 45 seconds worth of contact.

I held on to hope that this would be satire way too long. Then I remembered what group I was on.

There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????

There's this whole Jack Chick knockoff world that has been around for decades despite having the worst arguments.

At first, I thought this was satire. It wasn't. He's seriously asserting this as a response to The Problem of Evil.