Apologies. Incoherence is my love language.

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

says “Gesundheit” Archedly

You all sound so humble. I was literal trash and asked “why must I be cursed to be such a geeeeeenius??!”

If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.

Yes. /gcc/jit/docs/examples/emit-alphabet.bf.

us: participation trophies made of white ribbon

them: participation trophies made of living wages and home ownership

If you don’t mind the magical thinking monotheism and 1930s pseudoscience and sexism that must never be changed, then it may work for you. Plus its success rate is a non-negative number. What’s not to like??

They would not.

Lots of people whose parents are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (which had a shorter nickname until 2018, but even a church that self-identifies as the Universe’s one true church should not be deadnamed after transitioning) teach their children to:

1. go proselytize, door-to-door, for two years after high school, during which, they must
2. spend all that time being never alone, with a person of the same sex as they were assigned at birth, and they must
3. never masturbate, and then
4. come home and go [back] to BYU, but also
5. begin having children with a spouse as soon as possible, all the while,
6. being at the age of their highest libido ever and surrounded by people, each in their physical prime, and then most importantly, they must
7. not discover, realize, or admit they might not be straight. It is forbidden. Like fruit of the tree of knowledge. For to do so would mean they must never ever have sex, or alternatively, that they must marry a person to whom they are not attracted, and then be encouraged to procreate with that person anyway.

THIS IS WHAT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS ARE ACTUALLY TOLD TO BELIEVE

Someone get this apostate a copy of the Gospel of Siddhartha

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?