kusuriya

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

mine to, Im really disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

The device looks like it was chewed by a wild animal parts of the board is missing but you may be able to recover some data...

Day 1 mission log: We have arrived at the lab to try and figure out why the scientists have ceased communication. We found the door damaged and pried open. There is a broken loader out in front of the lab. we are setting up a perimeter.

Day 2: We were woken in the very early morning to the sounds of something large in the bush. We heard a scream and upon investigation Johnson was ripped apart and partially eaten. we have implemented a more strict watch schedule.

Day 3: we have finally managed to enter the lab. We lost Johansen and Richardson last night. Hopefully we can figure out what happened and what is out here.

---Data corruption detected---

Day 7: Mother of god there was blood everywhere. doors ripped open, bodies and body parts everywhere. There are runes drawn in blood on the walls. There is some sort of device that is projecting a shimmering portal, I'm going to investigate it more and try to find my missing team members...


Unable to recover any more files, CRC check sums have failed, data corruption 98% ---

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

🎵I don't think you understand ... 🎵

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

honestly it's really simpler than that, like you pointed out you only need one frame to make the track, the metal you do not need to sharpen if its less than an inch thick, most modern sheet metal, cookie pans etc will do, you just need weight and you cut the blade at an angle, then you use a table and some ratchet straps to hold the subject in place, but have you seen the price of lumber?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Both of us man. And those resilient architectures are not as resilient as some bosses seem to think. Which we saw with twitter will end in hilarity if the people that they need to try and get it running again are as petty as they should be.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

well this is appeal 4 I think and its been swinging back and forth between Bayer owes shit and Bayer owes billions. Let's not count any dollars until this guy starts collecting.

Full transparency, Bayer is my employer, these thoughts and opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer, My bonus would look a lot better without this news, but the dude totally deserves to win because boy did Monsanto fuck him over.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah we will have to start with dull wood axes I suppose, at least till enough rich people have dropped loot so we can buy a few.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

For now. We are looking at the short term short sighted part of this right now and they will seem like they are thriving for a bit but, they were massive burnout factories to begin with. But increasing everyone's workload Im sure will have absolutely no effect on that right...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

On the very off chance they restarted the draft, there are tons of reasons the Pentagon would fight conscription, make sure you know asylum procedures or have the stuff ready to immigrate. Run don't try to just ignore the draft.

They, the last time they did the draft, didn't just throw normies into jail, they grabbed them then kicked them over to the military and then if you ran away and got brought back after being AWOL they just deployed you and let happen what happened, regulars frequently discovered that these sorts had... uhh... "accidents" at a more frequent rate.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

DO A FLIP TEXAS!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

Is this where we say "takes one to know one?"

[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago

Saying we expect our employees to act as slaves, weird flex there Space Karen.

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