jaspersgroove

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Well I could show you my gun collection but at this point I’m fairly certain that you would just shit yourself in fear.

Anyway, have fun being unarmed with the state of the world today. The far right will continue stockpiling weapons and you’ll be knocking on the doors of guys like me if and when they finally decide to use them.

That’s the thing that you’re not getting bud. The far right isn’t going to be using their guns against the military or the government. They’re going to be using the guns against us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Ah yes, so the only other option is to roll over, give up your freedom, and trust the government to protect you from everything. Solid logic there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why does everyone write peaks when they mean peeks and peeks when they mean peaks. I see this far too consistently to believe the cause of it is anything less than a grand conspiracy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

Yes, proles. Give up your only means of fighting back. We promise your right to vote is strong enough to protect you from anything. The government that can’t keep its own cops under control will save you. Trust big brother.

Fucking delusional.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, how hard to you expect them to work when they’re getting paid in rubles lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It stopped at $400,000 because the state Supreme Court ruled the law unconstitutional and put a stop to the whole operation. He’d have made tens of millions if not more otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They tried it in florida and 96% of recipients passed…but not before the state spent $400,000 in taxpayer money with the drug testing company…that had the governors wife on its board of directors

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Is the obstacle that we’re the only country on earth that already has our own moon rocks to study and they were gathered by human hands?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just be sure to only feed it fish, because fish are icky and gross, not fuzzy and cute like mammals are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not when the new person goes straight from being on your payroll to being in office, then back to being on your payroll when they’re done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I don’t think it’s tiny enough that you could multiply it by 20 and still call it tiny.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Conservatives love this idea, to the point that they don’t even bother thinking about who is going to pay for it. If you did mandatory service for people 18-20 the armed forces would be roughly 20 times larger than it is now in terms of personnel, 10 times larger if it were mandatory for men only. Military spending is nearly 1/4 of the total budget as-is, where is the funding going to come from if you have 10 or 20 times as many people to arm and train?

And what the fuck are you going to have them all do? They’re just gonna bum around and fuck for two years and then go get free degrees on the GI bill, driving up the cost even further.

Truly, the party of fiscal responsibility.

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