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"You must never go there, Simba..."

I mean, for the most part, yes, you're totally right. However, one drive through Bakersfield and you might think you slept through a nuclear apocalypse...

Oh lol I got the opposite, but that makes sense.

This is usually my go to. Come over, friendly and with a solution in hand.

Main point is don't make them feel less than or dumb for forgetting the blocks lol

Edit: Also, if you can pull off casually welcoming as they're new.

Haha that's the part that made me swoon. She's beautiful, but her ideas are what took me off my feet lol.

Swoon lol

I'd be dead by the time lunch rolls around at work.

Genuinely everything. It's like a whole program on just "how to find the newest worst way to be a human being".

Nice! Yeah, it's mostly Greek and Roman, but it has the main points of Norse mythology near the end.

It's been one of my "if there's a natural disaster, what do you grab" books for years lol

Neil Gaiman is a wonderful narrator, too.

If you're into mythology, generally, I recommend "Mythology" by Edith Hamilton. The audiobook is great, too. I read and reread that so many times between middle school and my classics courses in college.

Eventually picked up the audiobook read by Suzanne Toren. I'm pretty sure it's the most recent one available through audible and I liked her narration.

Edit: Suzanne Toren*

Omitted the "n" as I'm on mobile.

Haha the sacrifices we make

Replace "feet" with "dick" and you've got Vance, right here.