ikapoz

joined 1 year ago
[–] ikapoz 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

[–] ikapoz 88 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I seem to remember reading that domesticated dogs evolved more expressive eyebrows that proved to be a survival advantage in this process.

[–] ikapoz 13 points 1 year ago

That is an A+ headline

[–] ikapoz 33 points 1 year ago

I’d add “willfully trapping themselves in a greenhouse”

[–] ikapoz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A whole new spin on a “transporter buffer overflow”.

[–] ikapoz 1 points 1 year ago

God I miss my old ‘83 crown Vic. Like driving a mattress.

[–] ikapoz 4 points 1 year ago

“More teachers” should definitely be on the list.

[–] ikapoz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go make your little bump in the circle of human knowledge then!

[–] ikapoz 11 points 1 year ago

Can you blame em? Things are much better down where it’s wetter, much hotter under the water UNDER DA SEAAAaaaaa!

[–] ikapoz 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Last three cats I’ve roomed with all have zero interest in catnip. My disappointment is immeasurable.

[–] ikapoz 14 points 1 year ago

And seriously, I know I’m making it warm in here but can y’all put your shirts back on? This is getting weird.

[–] ikapoz 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously I don’t know how the fbi missed that. Obviously the street painters were in on the hit.

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