[-] funkless_eck 1 points 3 days ago

regardless, as a parent and educator, it would be an important lesson to teach wrt boundaries and acceptable behavior

[-] funkless_eck 2 points 3 days ago

the right will turn on Trump, but not until he's guaranteed useless, then you won't be able to find anyone who voted for the guy.

[-] funkless_eck 2 points 3 days ago

Center in the middle of my inner with a riddle

Smoke a penner put a little bit of ginger in my dinner meal

Feeling ill stealing the show like a criminal

Cleaning out the mucus in your grill like benadryl

[-] funkless_eck 2 points 3 days ago

that's how I read it too

[-] funkless_eck 10 points 3 days ago

it's a joke that a lot of people copyedit or mark students' work in red pen, a pun on the thin X line, a(n arguably risible) belief that those in a particular uniform are the only thing keeping society intact.

[-] funkless_eck 7 points 3 days ago

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[-] funkless_eck 2 points 3 days ago

it's actually a fnord

[-] funkless_eck 36 points 4 days ago

but but but what if someone who only earns 5 figures needs to use a restroom without having booked a room 😨

[-] funkless_eck 5 points 4 days ago

it's probably a red flag if your website can't do currentYear() in the footer.

[-] funkless_eck 25 points 4 days ago

when you're in the phone, you're gay. no excuses.

[-] funkless_eck 12 points 5 days ago

it's not really a joke to label a private citizen as a pedophile through impersonation

[-] funkless_eck 25 points 5 days ago
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