erusuoyera

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[โ€“] erusuoyera 4 points 10 months ago

"pit stop transaction declined. Please contact your bank."

[โ€“] erusuoyera 2 points 10 months ago

He's also competing in the Dubai 24h

[โ€“] erusuoyera 17 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Sunglasses. There's very little difference in terms of UV protection between cheap and expensive glasses and at the rate I scratch or break them it would be idiotic to spend a lot of money on them.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooh boy do I have some news for you about the ingredients of tonic water...

[โ€“] erusuoyera 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

American power is too weak for kettles.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 16 points 10 months ago

I would suspect that they really are counterproductive. Deer standing peacefully beside a road aren't a problem, deer running across a road to get away from a noise are.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 8 points 11 months ago

Headrush. It's part of the appeal! Funny story, I once stood up too quickly and as I opened the door to leave the room I had a headrush. I grabbed the top of the door for support, but also fell against it trapping my fingers, so I yanked it back and smacked the door into my face, so I pushed it away and trapped my fingers in the top. Good times.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not just a national treasure, he may be the second coming of Christ.

Honestly, Google old paintings of baby jesus. It's weird how many look like him.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 9 points 11 months ago

Thanks for letting us know.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 4 points 11 months ago

The whole universe is covered in bills. We all would probably be dead by suffocation.

Couldn't there just be a single line of bills stretching out to infinity?

[โ€“] erusuoyera 3 points 11 months ago

Just like Starfleet's uniforms.

[โ€“] erusuoyera 13 points 11 months ago

2005 Yes I'm getting a crystal clear picture on this new video phone

Press X to doubt.

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