I missed what he has to do with used cat litter. Can someone enlighten those of us that aren't caught up?
Also, at the risk of being a killjoy, wouldn't the package have to be marked as a biohazard? I'm not sure it would make it through screening to get to him. A lot of loose pet hair from shedding would be cheaper to ship and get everywhere.
Did you really say "removed"ass? Because if you did not, I do not understand the censorship filter on here. If you did, it's funny.