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It’s like calling the Wonder Pets to save the day but they show up and instead of a dog that lost its toy it’s the fucking apocalypse

I’ve got a set of Yamaha HS7 studio monitors sitting in front of me right now. Their music equipment is great.

Arc is incredible. I can’t wait for it to come to Windows

The microchips aren’t edible because they want you to eat them. They’re edible because they know some idiot eventually will eat one.

You can use ProtonMail with Thunderbird. You just need to run ProtonMail Bridge on the same device.

It works alright but there are still issues. My biggest gripe with it is that sleeping doesn't really work. I will often close my laptop and then come back to a dead laptop the next day because the battery drained all night.

a sit.com, if you will

Oh wow. The person who dropped that is having a terrible day.

I have really long, thick, curly hair. My showers can easily take 45 minutes to an hour because of everything I need to do to wash, detangle, and finish my hair routine.

Yikes. Hope they eventually leave you alone. That sounds rough

For what it’s worth, I think Elon is both evil and an idiot.

Well, no. Unlike the blockchain, decentralized platforms aren't snake oil.