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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Positive adjective, rual noun

Cold beer

Warm night

Red pick-up

and something about hunting or fishing thrown in there and you now have a modern country song

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel the same way. I also have difficulties with thermoregulation and sometimes wonder if I'm actually a lizard person

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"But diamonds are forever, don't you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?"

No they fucking aren't, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it'll burn like any other chunk of carbon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn't brick my home bar, it's just really annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If your hot-dog tastes

Like a piece of wood

Who're you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTARD!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Playing medic is simultaneously the best and the worst thing in the game

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I used to have 1000 tabs open on Firefox, it started having stability issues at ~800 and finally crashed for the final time and refused to reopen my tabs at around 1200 (which I assume is because it ran out of memory). However, Amazon's Silk Browser is fucking indestructible. I have at least 10,000 tabs open on a 10-year old Kindle Fire with minimal performance issues, and the only problem I'm having is that I can't back up the tabs as URLs in a text file or something in preparation for the kindle fire finally kicking the bucket.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One second, let me try to recreate Ron "I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan" Desantis's thought process:

Inhale

WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go disinfect my mouth

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