darthfluffy

joined 1 year ago

After being officially declared the world's largest hot fudge sundae, organizers invited local children to eat as much as they could before it all melted away. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruce Bogtrotter

Lemmy is popular nowadays, yet is losing its active users in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yup. Exactly.

Sound Off: How many 10+ year redditors have left the site? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Joined in January, 2013 so just over 10 years. Ialmost exclusively lurked though.

LG's new NASA- inspired instant coffee machine mixes two pods and generates twice the trash in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Screen brought to you by the same people who thought watching ads at gas pumps was a delightful experience, yet also believed the implementation would have been petter if you parked your car on the screen. Like the Gizmodo writer, I don’t understand the logic of this design.

All this excess of information, games, shows and everything else is ruining our boredom, which is usually what leads us to think more creatively in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“All the X we could want” sounds like Elon Musk’s goal of the week.

If there was a city called January, and it hosted an international event (such as the Olympics or the Eurovision Song Contest), people would think it took place in the month of January. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So basically who’s on first?

You don't actually need a parachute to go skydiving... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

<SLPT> You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your car in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, which side? The inside or the outside?

What do a plumb and an elephant have in common? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Really?! How? I’m using wefwef / Voyager and can’t even find an option to delete the post and start over.

What do a plumb and an elephant have in common? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really wish there was a way to fix the typo in the title. Sorry!

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What do a plumb and an elephant have in common? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They’re both purple, except for the elephant.

All cars are driverless cars when they're parked. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

How come cars drive on parkways but park on driveways?

If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t give insurance companies any ideas for something they can charge more for or exclude because you have the wrong warranty vs insurance!