benderbeerman

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Alright Alex, my guess is: "When will then be now?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You lemon-stealing whore!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn't get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one... AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He who truly knows, knows that he knows not

Or

The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.

But also, understanding that about yourself doesn't take more knowledge or intelligence than you currently have. As another user (darkdarkhouse)^ posted, you can understand how the brain works and still not have all the knowledge in the world (hard drive with a map/directory of the hard drive on it).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

Eta: for extra entertainment, don't forget to hide the Taskbar

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Guess I'm beer... but I already knew that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The kom.bu.cha! mush.room! peo.ple! sit.ting a.round all day!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Perhaps that anyone of any religion is not also atheist.

Anyone in any theology believes in only their deity, but doesn't believe in the hundreds of other recorded, historical deities.

Even the theists are atheists.

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