argh_another_username

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (22 children)

Man, I saw a guy once getting stood up and I was really sad. The guy was seated, waited, asked for something small, waited more, changed tables to free space for a larger group and then paid and left. I mean, everyone here probably went on dates that got nowhere. Finish the meal, shake hands and leave separate. It’s part of life. But the golden rule is never go into the restaurant alone. Always meet outside l, somewhere else.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Diseases? The last group we knew of in Brazil died from bullets from illegal miners.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw the picture and thought it was something about Deadpool.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I don’t own any houses outside Earth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They’re “late”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

One of my duties in my first job was to build diskless computers. I’d record an EPROM in the station and boot from a Novell server.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

So, a man with long hair doesn’t need to be tied up (neither the man nor his hair).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

It’s a good way to create martyrs.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Because of course they have shitty warp drives, they keep crashing on Earth, they almost never land smoothly on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hey, I had one that did exactly that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I’m actually impressed that hell and damn are so low.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Time to put the last one in a vault and start cloning.

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