Jesus was magic. When you can pull fish and bread out of your ass then we can talk about giving other peoples hard work away for free.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, Jesus gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve baskets full of broken pieces that were left over. The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.

Moisened bints lobbing schimtars at people is no method of governance and neither is magicians pulling food out of a hat.

Wankers.

It was made by Hollywood for Hollywood.

We've already established that. Now we're just haggling about the price.

Drink verification can

20 gallons a year isn't much at all.

"Man reasonably consumes cheese" isn't as catchy I suppose.

its all energy. What is energy? Uh…

This. This so much. What the hell is energy and what enables it to exist?

Congrats on chasing down a decade-old bug!

It's not artifacting, it's a watermark.

Proper keming would fix that.

My only regret is that I have boneitis.

That's not true, that's simply what they want you to believe.

They know what they're doing, they know it's not in our interest, they play dumb and the uniparty marches on.

Love the huge programming capabilities built into Excel itself but for everything else it's AutoHotKey FTW. I have a bunch of macros tied to the F keys along the top of the keyboard that can fill out any number of forms with a couple key presses.