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[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

All of the year 2020 was just like that movie "Outbreak" with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago

It was probably just cause the OP didn't comment the word "cockleburrs" into the thread within 30 minutes of posting, which as you all know is an egregious violation of rule #15.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm dumb for not lumping an entire generation of people into this huge group of bad actors who intentionally and maliciously hurt all subsequent generations.

The issue is money. What part of "people don't have money" is so hard to digest?

The disparity has become much much wider over the years, and that is the issue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Can't get fooled again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lol. They weren't all mine. I bought one for wife, a couple more for wife's family. They didn't all die at once, each lasted about a year and I'd replace them until I was like... wait a minute

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They should have just given the money to good moderators that clean up their shitty platform

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I have owned probably a dozen Fitbits over the years.

Not coincidentally, I own a dozen dead Fitbits.

Honestly you are better off buying the cheapest Chinese product on Amazon. Fitbits are pure fucking diarrhea in wearable form, and I eagerly await the class action lawsuit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It'd be hard not to bite that ass

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I never put this kind of plastic on the microwave. But I also worry about paper plates, which have some kind of polyethylene coating that is really really hard to find any info about online. Ive fucking eaten cheese that has been boiled on a "paper" plate, only to find that those plates were coated in some kind of polymer.

By the way, the insides of aluminum cans are coated in plastic.

Sweet dreams!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Literal brainworms. Someone test our GOP members of Congress.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not sure you can use "going down on" in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

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