I think it's this guy. I swear there is a supercut of just him running into police cars too. But there's one in this one too.
It's OK. Welcome to the other side.
Have you seen the video of the guy that rides his bike into cop cars parked in the bike lane in NYC? Pretty hilarious.
That's where the sign was placed. This is a photoshop.
There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.
Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.
6 grand a month? That would be incredibly well priced. A room in a nursing home around here starts at 10k/month. If you want your own room or other amenities, it goes much higher.
Sure, you can frame it however you want, but the reality is that companies are using people’s attachment to WFH as a tool to cut costs and churn out employees more cheaply. By pushing return-to-office mandates, they’re nudging people to leave without having to call it a pay cut or layoff—it’s a workaround that makes it easier for them to replace folks with new hires who’ll take the conditions they’re setting.
Whether you want to call it a "rescinded raise" or not doesn’t change the fact that this tactic is all about control and cutting down labor costs. And unlike an actual rescinded raise, there aren't as many laws and rules about notification, etc. So it's fine to think of it that way as long as you don't convince yourself RTO has the same provisions required of a pay cut, which is why it's being used in the ways I described previously.
Yes for sure. Be prepared for a "no," or even to have the offer withdrawn if competition is particularly robust, but getting as much as you can into pre-hire contract language is absolutely a good idea.
IN THAT ORDER MFER!!! AROOOOOOO
It's a pretty large, rugged park. You can easily be 20 miles as the crow flies from anything. I think you'd probably spend the first days trying to find a trail, because it's easier. Trying to find a stream going downhill, then trying to follow a stream to a creek, then river, moving across terrain the entire time? That's going to take a long while, and you're looking at a much larger calorie expenditure. You're also moving far away from where you are last seen and in odd directional patterns unless someone knows you're trying to follow streams.
Not to say it's not good advice if you have no hope of rescue. It's sort if like if you are in a maze and you put your hand on one wall and never stop touching it, you will find the exit. Eventually.