You don't have to have an opinion about everything.
Volkditty
"Nah nah nah nah, I can't hear you," State Dept says.
That guy loved eating butts.
~~I guess Doctor Who~~ twitter is now primarily made up of people who hate ~~the show?~~
Last paragraph...
"Then the wheel falls off while you're driving, or the autopilot plows into a jersey wall, and you're meant to be thrilled.* Glad even. Grateful! This is proof: You were an early adopter. A beta tester, a brave explorer. You're helping to work out the bugs, mapping new territory. Who knows? In a hundred years this car's descendants might be as reliable as cars that by then will be 150 years old, and you will have played a part in making it so. Won't that be nice.
*Assuming you lived through it."
I mean...take a look at most of the rest of the country.
Gorny McGorn Face
Scroll back up and check out the headline of the thread you're posting in...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is Danny Bulanadi's work instead.
Don't kink shame, there's no telling what this guy gets off on.