ThrowawayPermanente

Democrats would love it. Republicans would suddenly discover that flouride is the only thing standing between our children and the gay agenda.

Actually they didn't even have words for exile or execution, it was literally kumbaya as fuck 24/7 until the British showed up

You humans sure are a contentious people

There's hope for us all

Thank you, this is the link I was looking for

Did they steal his accreditation?

This is America, we store things in the iCloud or the garage.

Sure, the bad guys won the election and screwed up the country. But for a brief moment in time, a lot of people got to feel really smug.

It looks like a Goomba from Mario

Tzeentch painted those Aguilas

SPQR means Rome

I like The Onion as much as the next guy but I don't think it's appropriate here