TheKMAP

There was a recent article titled "look at these fucking weirdos" where they address this. It explains that they are the bad kind of weird.

The article covers this

1+2=3 is so S-tier that it should ignore your rule and be included anyway.

You're forgetting all the hardening in the middle to prevent the privilege escalation that would enable mass deployment of ransomware.

I'll settle for Freelancer

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pledge-allegiance-created-sell-flags/

Capitalism bruh

Secret service said "shooter's down" before they picked him back up.

Redo the primary?

If you use Outlook/Windows then opening it is sometimes enough. Swap to GSuite if you can.

If you don't report, it's bad. Defenders need to know.

Finally, people can enjoy cheese pizza in peace.