TheIvoryTower

I took part in a postgraduate course on evolutionary biology, and we talked about ring species, and the problems with all the definitions of species.

The end conclusion most of us came to was that there is no generally useful definition of a species.

Nooo my cranberry juice.

I mean there are other cranberry juices, but they don't have recyclable packaging.

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

Just put ads up, we'll live, and if we cant, we'll make another website

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

Such diversity in each meal. Good stuff.

Whats the name of the potato stew in the bottom right?

All I know is you shouldn't drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Cool idea, but I spent a lot of time amongst people who believed in star signs when I was young.

They will say "Virgo: the most generous star sign, OMG that's so me. I like, super generous", despite the fact they have never given a cent in charity in their life.

None of it influenced their behaviour apart from the 'lucky numbers', which probably got them buying a few more lotto tickets.

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

Isn't it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always 'not available in your region'?

Her milkshake would bring me (a boy) to her yard.