Sw-swan

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

David James. Gatecrashed my mates wedding reception, was a novelty at first til he got drunk, tried it on with every woman there, asked my mum of all people "who's got the chuff on them?" and ended up being thrown out, using the line "I'm worth more money than all of you put together" on his way out.