I ended up with the 5050ub, and just price matched it since it went on sale for $500 off after purchase, bringing it down to $2.5k
New handkerchiefs
Right now, it's Doorly's 12, neat. The price point is great, and it's complex enough if I'm just getting a glass of something.
I have the same Google TTS solution, though I've noticed sometimes it has a multi second delay.
Sugar free gummy bears, pounds of them