What movie character you happen to have a crush on, even though the character clearly shows dozens of red flags? by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Alito neighbors say vulgarity came after upside-down flag was flown by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So now we know that "vulgarity" is what he named his penis.

Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker bashes Pride Month, tells women to stay in the kitchen by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Horrible stummy ache by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's not funny but it is a literal shit post

I wrote this song after having sex with your mom. Ask me anything. by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it's way past the event horizon of my mom's singularity?

Exploding toilet at a Dunkin’ store in Florida left a customer filthy and injured, lawsuit claims by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

And this is why you don't put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.

You just slept in til 3pm. tomorrow, you have to wake at 7am. what do you do? by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Take 2 benadryl at 9pm

Man crashes car into police station while blasting Guns N' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

"You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"

Sarcastic Reddit title aside, what a bunch of fucking dickheads. This is why I left Reddit and it's worse now. by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You stepped on your own flaming bag of poop on this one. I suggest you learn how to write sarcastically and maybe try again on a subreddit that posting "I need answers people!" doesn't violate the subreddit's rules.

Consider this my job application, NASA by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.

What's a good alternative calendar app for Android that isn't Outlook or Google Calendar? by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Business Calendar has been my favorite for a while now. I haven't tried Business Calendar 2 yet but someone else mentioned it in this thread and loves it.

what's your all time favorite cereal? by SauceBossSmokin in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Specifically cinnamon Life. That's something special.

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