Poofluencers

Sarah never actually takes care of L so of course she didn’t think to grab a little pair of pants. What mom doesn’t know that most kids would get really uncomfortable being on the beach in a tulle underskirt. Or little L didn’t want to get her new dress dirty. But Sarah is only ever focused on herself.

Yeah, this season will be a test for her for sure. It’s like when she realized her new PMDD content didn’t actually work with her need to constantly travel and go to events to escape her dull self. When she realized PMDD meant she had to fake it once a month she dropped it.

She’s slimmer, I believe that. She wants to be and she wants people to notice and comment. Like her recent belt wearing…it’s a “but guys, my pants won’t stay up anymore”. I don’t care what size she is but she sure does - there is not one ounce of body positivity in that woman.

I’ve always thought her jewelry looks cheap. She’d call it styling but she’s trying to look like money.

Yep, a follower will see it and drive 5hrs to bring her a goose her mom had in the 80s.

I mentioned up above that Briony has the giant skeleton. I’m sure Sarah was having lawn ornament envy and had to do it better than her bestie!

Briony made a cool video with her giant skeleton so Sarah was feeling the envy - I bet this is why the lawn ornament was obsessively on her brain yesterday when she was thrifting. She is such a jealous empty person.

She does this “forgetting” about stupid stuff like geese and watch rings but she also does it for important things like breast heath and creating a charity to send woman to Disney too. She is so shallow.

She sure is. What’s wild is that she obviously thinks this is cute.

I’d imagine the goal is to get a goose for free, like everything else.

Does Sarah do anything besides shop? There was a hilarious comments on a post where some woman thanked her for posting about thrifting and helping to save the planet. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I find it sad that she’s passing her dull life on to her kids. There are so many activities they could do together as a family, that many can’t afford, instead of just buying crap.

I think it’s the pop culture aspect - the Kelce brothers were trending. These bland small city, lacking culture and personality influencers are carbon copies of each other.