Pacifist

Just step aside jfc

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Oh no!

Anyways...

You all know this is the first time there has ever been cocaine in the white house, right?

Right

Fuck all religions.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Not even a contest.

Ooooooooh. Duh.

EDIT: Although... porque no los dos?

Broken*

I'm just hearing a bunch of good reasons to switch to metamucil, lentils, and oatmeal.