OttoVonBizmarkie

joined 1 year ago

Ah-A-ah! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"What's with the sash and the codpiece?!"

Utah man posing as doctor selling fake COVID-19 cure arrested after three-year manhunt in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can't wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

Rugged? The man's a goblin. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Who told you to have a pow wow?"

Whenever someone asks me about the later seasons in c/simpsonsshitposting

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Booooooo....urns!

You’re killing your father Larry! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

Attacking Trump is like attacking a ‘family’ member to GOP primary voters, Scott Walker says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

$700 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now if I could just buy a chin!

‘No Republican party’ in US today, says anti-Trump conservative judge in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think those rumors are most likely true.

‘No Republican party’ in US today, says anti-Trump conservative judge in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

Man killed during FBI raid in connection with threats against Biden, other officials in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

Ron DeSantis Blames Absent Fathers for Abortions in Florida in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Old Ronny telling women why they get abortions! This should help his popularity! Women love it when men explain the reason(s) why they do things, right?!

In Tuesday's special election, Ohioans overwhelmingly voted against requiring a supermajority to amend their state constitution in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm sure if he dropped $4 million, it's probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!