OberonSwanson

joined 1 year ago
[–] OberonSwanson 25 points 1 year ago

It’s because hands are hard to draw and lastly that looks like an average guys body hair, kinda shabby and pubic like. Use public showers enough and you’ll see all the types of body hair. Personally I look like Zangief thanks to steroids.

[–] OberonSwanson 5 points 1 year ago

For the humanoid condition, I would assume the most prevalent is bigotry.

[–] OberonSwanson 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

[–] OberonSwanson 23 points 1 year ago

That’s the correct answer. I was shot at once and the realization in the moment… well it messed me up royally.

[–] OberonSwanson 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

[–] OberonSwanson 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jokes on me, my house still has some lead pipes

fix’d that for you.

[–] OberonSwanson 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.

[–] OberonSwanson 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.

[–] OberonSwanson 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?

[–] OberonSwanson 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s

[–] OberonSwanson 12 points 1 year ago

It can’t be surprising most Americans have never read the Constitution, let alone it’s applying to everyone in the country, citizen or not.

But, I’m American, where personal ignorance is something to be prideful of.

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