Notorious

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Every time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You forgot pineapple

Every time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (6 children)

One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?

There's a reason I run vibe checks before DMing for people in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I believe it's called "methusexual"

Are ya ready, kids? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Sadly less funny once you know https://brunchclubbali.com/porncakes/

The newest Olympic sport is extreme _____, and I just qualified for the national team. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (5 children)

E

Two distinct eras of television in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

It actually just looks like a pre-flat, wide-screen TV to me.

Real men don't break promises; they break _____ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)

B

You need a gift, and you're loaded with cash. How about a gold and pearl purse with a memorable clasp? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Wait, this is modern? What fucking garbage. I thought it was a restored relic

What opinion could get you massively cancelled in 1923 and 1823? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Idk about 1923, but in 1823 you would definitely get "canceled" for saying that washing your hands is good for your health.

What is the Alabama of your country? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck can they run though

My cute butt is waiting for you in c/[email protected]
Look at me in c/[email protected]